My morning routine.
Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 25
Mariah Carey is 43 and her husband is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it.
Maybe he wasn’t born yet…
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
no no no
the COFFEE one
I spent the last who-knows-how-many years believing that true love never exists. I kept telling myself, and everyone else, that there is just no such thing. ‘Love’ is either one of two things, passion that fades or compatibility that lasts. That’s it, nothing else.
There are just way too many…